The Ballad of Durki and Ront

“Durki always wanted to be a knight but was raised in a family of tinker gnomes

ran away to be a knight because those traditions were stupid anyway

why sit in a hole all day when you can save the world from nothing in particular

slowly cobbled together a suit of tinker armor that he hides all his gadgets in

has all his clockwork devices and tinker tools in there

refuses to tell the party any of his skills or items

except Ront

hangs out with Ront and makes fun of the elves with him

every big guy needs a tiny friend

set off on our merry quest”

(From https://www.reddit.com/r/DnDGreentext/comments/7sz9iw/of_midgets_mounting/)